Crimes of Fashion: Clothing so bad, it should be considered a crime!

“Crimes of Fashion” is a regular feature here on Fashion and Beauty in the Real World. These pictures are not altered or found on Google Image Search. I put my life on the line for you, my dear readers, to bring you some of the most ridiculous, hideous, and downright funny so-called fashion on the wild streets of New York. Again, these were all taken with my scratched up Motorola Blur for the sole purpose of your entertainment...as well as a hope of education. Education for those who make Crimes Of Fashion possible.

Now onto the goods...

I was on my way home from a long and obnoxious day at work and I was hoping and praying there would be an available seat on the subway.  Little did I know that not only would I get a seat BUT I'd be getting a free show as well.  Ladies and gents let me just say this; whatever it is you are wearing (good or bad), the most important part to looking your best is how you carry yourself.  Hold your head up high, put a smile on your face and keep your legs together! 

The lady in red sitting across from me must have known I was coming.... her dressy, yet comfortable, outfit really shined from head to toe.  The puff on her gorgeous red bubble jacket perfectly matched her denim skirt which picked up the red stripe in one of her super fun tote bags.  Feeling extra lovey dovey and Valentine's Day inspired, the subway vixen decided to throw on a fab pink scarf and since she really enjoys those tote bags, a second breast cancer awareness one was added to the look and tie the pink in to that hot ensemble.  Moving down the look, we hit the mother load.  I'm assuming the run in her pantyhose close to her crotch was strategically placed because why else would lady in red be sitting in such a seductive manner?  With a pose like that and an outfit so chic, I would have expected some kind of lucite stripper heel fun on her feet BUT no, no.....white sneakers for this girl.  She keeps it real, and eventhough she used to have a little and now has a lot (and wears it all at once), she's still, she's still lady in red from the block.

Xx

Kris