“Crimes of Fashion” is a regular feature here on Fashion and Beauty in the Real World. These pictures are not altered or found on Google Image Search. I put my life on the line for you, my dear readers, to bring you some of the most ridiculous, hideous, and downright funny so-called fashion on the wild streets of New York. Again, these were all taken with my scratched up Motorola Blur for the sole purpose of your entertainment...as well as a hope of education. Education for those who make Crimes Of Fashion possible.
Now onto the goods...
I was walking inside the Times Square subway station when all of a sudden I started seeing bright flashes and hearing this obnoxious scraping noise. It was hot deep down in the tunnels of 42nd street and as the bright yellow flashed bigger and brighter, I was worried I was 23 years old and about to have a stroke. Luckily, Heather Locklear’s 80s body double came closer and I realized I was fortunately not stroking; it just took some time for my fragile eyes to adjust to this gem of an ensemble. Ladies and gents please remember, head to toe monochrome outfits only work in black (sometimes nude/cream/white BUT it is a tad bit more tricky). Now, if for some reason you decide to go balls to the wall color…make sure the shades atleast match. And last but not least, keep accessories to a minimum, (palm tree tote and crocheted grandma poncho NOT necessary) please.
Xx
Kris
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